- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make yourself not have a super power

the power to sleep during day

Nothing

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

the power to be super ugly

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

the power to nit propely

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to not exist.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to smell poo...

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!