The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to science.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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To be able to summon old people

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Ladder hands.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to like this post

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!