the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to make faces at the blind

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!