- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to eat food.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to take edible shits.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to find children extremely attractive

Pointless Super Powers