The power to be powerless

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!