The power to grab a cats face

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not live forever

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Having the power to stand still

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!