The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be your self

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to go through open windows

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!