The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!