The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to eat nandos

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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Nothing

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!