The power to change your emotions at will.

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blindness

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!