the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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to die when you are happy

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!