the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!