The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to get in the van

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!