- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super-slowness

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to have a power

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to drown on land.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to let someone control your dick

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to open doors that are already open

Pointless Super Powers