The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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X ray vision on chairs

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!