The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Ladder hands.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to speak in Braille

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to nit propely

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!