The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!