The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to take edible shits.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be a woman

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!