The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!