The power to not have any power at all

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be born again

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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Being alive (until you die).

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!