The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to die

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to die

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!