The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Having the power of a normal human

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!