The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!