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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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The power to not have any powers
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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The power to not have a brain!
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the power to make thin air that is harmless
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.
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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.
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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...
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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you
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to die when you are happy
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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!