The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to eat food.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to die when you get scared.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to be a woman

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the power to see the present

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!