the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to die

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!