the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to plank

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!