- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Nope. Just nope.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to understand math.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to shrink boobs

Pointless Super Powers