- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

the power to count from A to purple

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to be super jewish

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to poo.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Pointless Super Powers