The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to see through glass

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!