- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to die if you think

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to see stuff

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

Justin Bieber

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to touch your toes

the power to half transform to something.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The abilitie too spell corectly.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Power to sleep without eyelids

Pointless Super Powers