The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to count from A to purple

to die when you are happy

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to get hard at will.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The ability to hear fish.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to sexually attract whales

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to die.

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

The power of writte with our feets.

boo

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!