The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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X ray vision on chairs

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!