The power of being pointless

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to punch that like button

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to be a dick.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

kabloooeeey!!!

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!