- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to be a common person

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

the power to die

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

Pointless Super Powers