the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be half invisible

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To be able to summon old people

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!