- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to be a common person

the power to turn into a bucket of water

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power of trolling your self

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to die when you get old

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

Pointless Super Powers