The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to be your self

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be a common person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!