the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!