- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to be a dick.

the power to itch your teeth

power to blow up your own head only once,

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to die when touching any form of light

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

Pointless Super Powers