The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to take edible shits.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to plank

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!