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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability to read braile.

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to eat your poop

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The ability to hear fish.

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to jump faster.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!