The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to even

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!