the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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blindness

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!