The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!