- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to know when a politician is lying

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to not have a brain!

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!