Being able to fly in place.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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hello

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become yourself

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!