- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to like Hilary Clinton

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to be able to never have a power.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The ability to not live forever

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

Nipple Radar.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to be half invisible

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

to spelle caretly

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Pointless Super Powers