The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!