the power to youtube poop

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to control urine

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The power to understand irony.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to fly while under water

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power of gentle breeze

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Justin Bieber

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to half transform to something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!