- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to circumcise yourself

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the power to be a fury............-_-

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to be your self

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to have a pointless power.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

Pointless Super Powers