Justin Bieber

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to see stuff

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!