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the power to smack the hair off someones head.
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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.
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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored
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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.
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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in
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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.
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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future
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Nope. Just nope.
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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head
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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.
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The power of eating from ears.
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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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The power to shrink boobs
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The power to understand math.
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the power to youtube poop
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.
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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.
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The power to understand irony.
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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful
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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.
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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma
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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!