The power to speak in Braille

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!