- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to change your urine to any color

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers