the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power to see stuff

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Justin Bieber

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!