- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

Power to not have any power.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to scare female plants.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to breathe oxygen.

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to not live forever

Having the power to stand still

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

Pointless Super Powers