A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!