The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to start time.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to become black!

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!