The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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to die when you are happy

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to die at will

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to get hard at will.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!