- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to display emotions at will

the power to read something without looking at it

Pointless Super Powers