The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become yourself

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!