The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to predict the present

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The Power to Power

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to give the wrong directions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!