The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to have no powers

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!