The power of trolling your self

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!