The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to not finish your

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!