The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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power to have no power at all

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Justin Bieber

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!