- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to become black!

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

he power to make mistakes

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to display emotions at will

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to find children extremely attractive

the power to like charlie

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to fly, but only fly north

Pointless Super Powers