The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to be a rock

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!