- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to poop whenever you want.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The ability to read braile.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

Pointless Super Powers