The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Nothing

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Death at will

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The power to control dodos

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!