- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Stop clapping

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to smell colors

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers