The power to be a woman

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn into a pebble

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!