The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!