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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.
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Nipple Radar.
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.
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The power to be half invisible
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the power to sleep through a prison rape
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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.
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the power two peel m&ms -jesse
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The ability to teleport into a wall
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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die
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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)
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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water
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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.
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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.
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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.
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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.
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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.
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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out
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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"
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The Power to breath while under a cup of water
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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean
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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth
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The power to eat food.
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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!