The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to become yourself

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to change races.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!