The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!