The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!