- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nipple Radar.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

Pointless Super Powers