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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls
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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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to spelle caretly
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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...
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the power to know when a politician is lying
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy
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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.
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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.
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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!