- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to be a walrus

the power to complete math exercises

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to not exist.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to drown on land.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

Pointless Super Powers