the power to eat people :D

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to smell whore

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!