- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to jump faster.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power of writte with our feets.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

Pointless Super Powers