- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to be able to never have a power.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The ability to not live forever

the power to be super ugly

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

Nipple Radar.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to be half invisible

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The ability to teleport into a wall

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers