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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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understanding every language only if you get insulted
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the power to find a needle in a haystack
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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.
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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"
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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.
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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.
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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew
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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!
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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond
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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.
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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.
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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.
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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.
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The power to die when you get scared.
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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry
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The power to be a woman
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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.
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The power to be super jewish
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!