The power to be a common person

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Endless falling....

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to die when you get old

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!