- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to display emotions at will

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers