Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to die at will

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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Stop clapping

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!