- Pointless Super Powers

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to turn on a random guys tv

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!