The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to be a common person

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!