The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!