The power to die

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!