The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!