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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!