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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.
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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.
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+77
The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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+77
the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.
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+73
The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),
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+73
The power to live,but only when you are dead
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+65
Power that makes you perfect in being useless
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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep
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+61
The power to make everyday Christmas once a year
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+43
The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day
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+41
the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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+27
The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.
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+27
The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.
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+25
The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head
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the power to like Hilary Clinton
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+162
the power to turn into toilet paper but not back
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+160
The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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+148
The power to be able to never have a power.
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+148
the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.
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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class
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+142
the power to do blink every 20 years
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+140
The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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+132
The powr to spell eviting wrong.
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The ability to not live forever
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!