The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Super-slowness

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to start time.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to smell poo...

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!