The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be half invisible

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To be able to summon old people

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to not finish your

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to be powerless

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!