The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to die

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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boo

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!