- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to control mealworms

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to switch your right and left ears.

the power to hovertate

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

Nothing

The power to control dodos

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

Death at will

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Pointless Super Powers