The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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All of aquaman's powers.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!