- Pointless Super Powers

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power to jizz money

the power to speak only in binary

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The ability to like this post

The power to be dead

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the power to complete math exercises

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!