the power to like mass effect 3

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

Endless falling....

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power of writte with our feets.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to predict the present

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to only see glass.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!