The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!