The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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to die when you are happy

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!