- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to read your own mind!

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to imagine a new colour

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

the power to jizz money

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

Pointless Super Powers